false equivalence to compare gerrard and scholes to lampard. lampard is the only one of the 3 to be in the top 20 premier league goalscorers, coming in at number 6, this is from midfield brother. lamps was properly box to box, active in every phase of play and BANGING them in at the rate a striker would while not even always being on pens. Put some respect on his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ name. lets not forget scholes only started getting rated when the players he played alongside retired and started doing punditry, before then no1 gave a ♥♥♥♥ about paul scholes and the way he played football.

im feelin wavey i been sippin on the kraken
im with a hoe and she be spittin on my dragon
i make her squirt when shes sittin on my baton
orgasmic energy im splittin all her atoms
im feelin wavey i been sippin on the rum
im disrespectful i be spittin on your mum
i bend her over then i stick up her bum
i leave her pumpum dribblin with kum

smack barm pey wet. oive gotta be honest... the looka this pey wet is knockin may a bit sick et looks ♥♥♥♥♥♥ minging. let's see wot ets chattin... gotta hefty dollop of pey wet there. it's quite nice. there's no pey, ets jus wet. but you can taeste the pey. a wigan akimbo wit the smack barm pey wet, an the wigan kebab, an i dunno which one i prefer, if oim honest. so 'ats the wigan kebab. obviously a lot more meaty. an no peas. see, the smack barm pey wet... ets got more of a crunch. am onna have to go wit the smack barm pey wet. am sorry to all of the wigan kebab lovers, but et's gotta be the smack barm pey wet.

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